Panic! At the Disco... more like Panic! to My Ears

So... I'm in high school, right? And I can't help but notice (read: be excruciatingly annoyed by) all these "Panic! At the Disco" shirts. So I go onto iTunes and check out some of their songs.

I think I puked in my mouth a little. It's like the pop catchiness of the Spice Girls (this is NOT a good thing!) combined with the godforsakenly annoying voice of Patrick Stump from that godforsakenly annoying band called Fall Out Boy combined with the lack-of-being-able-to-play-a-guitar-ness of ...every godforsaken emo band out there.

Newsflash: this is NOT music! Music is expressive, not "oh my god cut myself and die". Music is also an arrangement of notes, NOT a repeating of them. Also... making your song titles a million lines long (just like Fall Out Boy, imagine that... at least they were first at that pretty much) is NOT in any way original or weird, it's just plain FUCKING annoying. Take this for example: There's A Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet. Honestly... what... the fuck. Hell, this would be somewhat able to be forgiven if the music was half-way listenable, but it's, as my title says, Panic! To My Ears.

Plus, they have an exclamation mark in the MIDDLE of their band name. Can you say, "gimmick"? Apparently these cutters were too busy cutting themselves in 2nd grade English class, because you don't just randomly put !'s in the ! middle of a ! sentence or a ! band name! See, that's how you do it, "blah blah!", not "blah! blah".

Sorry, boys. Go back to Anytown, USA, because that's where you sound like you're from. No style, no talent, and certainly no depth. Bleh!

Finally, you'll notice I only swore twice. That's rather sad, don't you think, that I can rant on Panic! To My Ears--I mean, At the Disco! while only swearing twice?